Monday, July 24, 2006

I thought it would be good for them


On Saturday I took my oldest two boys to a ranch in the Black Hills to work for a few weeks. They are 16 and 14 and I felt the work and the time away from mom and dad would do them some good.

And I am sure it will.

I think it will do me some good too. I love my children but have thought a great deal about the day they would leave the nest. I knew early on that my job as their father was to teach them enough that they would be independent and ready to leave the nest when the time came. That's what this two week trip to the hills was all about. The shock is how hard it is for me to have them gone. I never knew I would miss them so, would worry so much about them, would question my own parenting. All my thoughts are with them.

This is good for me. In a few more years when they go off to college, missions and marriage, it will still be hard, but a few more times away and it won't be as hard...on me.

Friday, July 21, 2006

Funny



FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows the right answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Amen.

Monday, July 17, 2006

Scary stuff

The Educational System Was Designed to Keep Us Uneducated and Docile

It's no secret that the US educational system doesn't do a very good job. Like clockwork, studies show that America's schoolkids lag behind their peers in pretty much every industrialized nation. We hear shocking statistics about the percentage of high-school seniors who can't find the US on an unmarked map of the world or who don't know who Abraham Lincoln was.
Fingers are pointed at various aspects of the schooling system—overcrowded classrooms, lack of funding, teachers who can't pass competency exams in their fields, etc. But these are just secondary problems. Even if they were cleared up, schools would still suck. Why? Because they were designed to.

How can I make such a bold statement? How do I know why America's public school system was designed the way it was (age-segregated, six to eight 50-minute classes in a row announced by Pavlovian bells, emphasis on rote memorization, lorded over by unquestionable authority figures, etc.)? Because the men who designed, funded, and implemented America's formal educational system in the late 1800s and early 1900s wrote about what they were doing.

Almost all of these books, articles, and reports are out of print and hard to obtain. Luckily for us, John Taylor Gatto tracked them down. Gatto was voted the New York City Teacher of the Year three times and the New York State Teacher of the Year in 1991. But he became disillusioned with schools—the way they enforce conformity, the way they kill the natural creativity, inquisitiveness, and love of learning that every little child has at the beginning. So he began to dig into terra incognita, the roots of America's educational system.

In 1888, the Senate Committee on Education was getting jittery about the localized, non-standardized, non-mandatory form of education that was actually teaching children to read at advanced levels, to comprehend history, and, egads, to think for themselves. The committee's report stated, "We believe that education is one of the principal causes of discontent of late years manifesting itself among the laboring classes."

By the turn of the century, America's new educrats were pushing a new form of schooling with a new mission (and it wasn't to teach). The famous philosopher and educator John Dewey wrote in 1897:

Every teacher should realize he is a social servant set apart for the maintenance of the proper social order and the securing of the right social growth.

In his 1905 dissertation for Columbia Teachers College, Elwood Cubberly—the future Dean of Education at Stanford—wrote that schools should be factories "in which raw products, children, are to be shaped and formed into finished products...manufactured like nails, and the specifications for manufacturing will come from government and industry."

The next year, the Rockefeller Education Board—which funded the creation of numerous public schools—issued a statement which read in part:

In our dreams...people yield themselves with perfect docility to our molding hands. The present educational conventions [intellectual and character education] fade from our minds, and unhampered by tradition we work our own good will upon a grateful and responsive folk. We shall not try to make these people or any of their children into philosophers or men of learning or men of science. We have not to raise up from among them authors, educators, poets or men of letters. We shall not search for embryo great artists, painters, musicians, nor lawyers, doctors, preachers, politicians, statesmen, of whom we have ample supply. The task we set before ourselves is very simple...we will organize children...and teach them to do in a perfect way the things their fathers and mothers are doing in an imperfect way.

At the same time, William Torrey Harris, US Commissioner of Education from 1889 to 1906, wrote:

Ninety-nine [students] out of a hundred are automata, careful to walk in prescribed paths, careful to follow the prescribed custom. This is not an accident but the result of substantial education, which, scientifically defined, is the subsumption of the individual.

In that same book, The Philosophy of Education, Harris also revealed:

The great purpose of school can be realized better in dark, airless, ugly places.... It is to master the physical self, to transcend the beauty of nature. School should develop the power to withdraw from the external world.

Several years later, President Woodrow Wilson would echo these sentiments in a speech to businessmen:

We want one class to have a liberal education. We want another class, a very much larger class of necessity, to forego the privilege of a liberal education and fit themselves to perform specific difficult manual tasks.

Writes Gatto: "Another major architect of standardized testing, H.H. Goddard, said in his book Human Efficiency (1920) that government schooling was about 'the perfect organization of the hive.'"

While President of Harvard from 1933 to 1953, James Bryant Conant wrote that the change to a forced, rigid, potential-destroying educational system had been demanded by "certain industrialists and the innovative who were altering the nature of the industrial process."

In other words, the captains of industry and government explicitly wanted an educational system that would maintain social order by teaching us just enough to get by but not enough so that we could think for ourselves, question the sociopolitical order, or communicate articulately. We were to become good worker-drones, with a razor-thin slice of the population—mainly the children of the captains of industry and government—to rise to the level where they could continue running things.

This was the openly admitted blueprint for the public schooling system, a blueprint which remains unchanged to this day. Although the true reasons behind it aren't often publicly expressed, they're apparently still known within education circles. Clinical psychologist Bruce E. Levine wrote in 2001:

I once consulted with a teacher of an extremely bright eight-year-old boy labeled with oppositional defiant disorder. I suggested that perhaps the boy didn't have a disease, but was just bored. His teacher, a pleasant woman, agreed with me. However, she added, "They told us at the state conference that our job is to get them ready for the work world…that the children have to get used to not being stimulated all the time or they will lose their jobs in the real world."

These are too good

And possibly true.

Headlines form the future.

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia , formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads f or global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-years, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. (Hummmmmmmmm) Now that's just wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Testament

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Finished another John Grisham book. I picked up three of them from the library and have now finished two.

Testament was another enjoyable read. I liked many of the characters and was cheering them on. I loved the journey up the river and through the jungles of Brazil. I would love to go there one day. Like Gump said, with John Grisham, you can see a bit of the author in the way he writes. I could see John visiting these places in Brazil and was not surprised to read that he had been there a couple of times and hence included it in one of his books.

The evil characters are so over the top evil that I wonder if rich people really are like that. There is a person on 43things who has posted enough that I suspect she is much like some of the rich children in this book. Unearned money has a way of bringing out the worst in people.

The ending of the book was not at all to my liking. Too many questions and a great big “Why did Grisham do that?” I would have done things differently. I can’t say more than that about the ending as I don’t want to ruin it for those who might read it.

Monday, July 10, 2006

From my friend in DC

DA VINCI CODE

Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:




It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old!

The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.

The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said: "This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them."

Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.

The audience applauded enthusiastically.

Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,
"Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left......



It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick!"

Monday, July 03, 2006

The Broker

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I finished The Broker by John Grisham, last night. Very fun book, just like eating cotton candy. As with all Grisham books, this was an easy and fun read.
I was really surprised to find out at the end of the book that Grisham doesn’t know anything about spies and spy technology. He did a very good job sounding authenic. Only after I read his little revelation about that at the end of the book did I start to spot some things that in retrospect I know spies would not do and events that I know there is no way they could happen that way.

Nothing life-changing about this book. No uplifting moral. Just a fun read.

I finished "The Power of One"

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The good
It was a great story. Great characters. Excellent writing. There are so many gems in that story; Things like, first with the head and then with the heart. SO TRUE! I tend to lead with my heart too often. Abosloodle! What a great word. Actually, I liked everything about the Doc.

The bad
So many unanswered questions. What happened to Hoppie? Did Peekay ever become the welterweight champion of the world? What happened to Miss Borenstien? (she sounded quite hot) What happened to Morrie? Heck, what happened to Peekay? So many vivid characters that I grew to care about and wonder what happened with them.

The Ugly
I hate the way it ended. That whole last book was very depressing in many ways. The rest of the book was so uplifting and then there is this trip to Rhodesia. I know he had to face the judge again but even that wasn’t right. The judge never realized who Peekay was he was gone because of the rage, booze and explosive headaches.
We find out what happened to the Nazi prison guard that killed Guant Peel (sp) but we have no idea what happens with Dee and Dum, Morrie, Gert, Captain Smit, Hoppie, Peekay’s mom and granpa and so many others.
I also did not like the way Peekay deals with his newly arrived hormones. Perhaps I am naive but I really don’t think most boys spank the monkey that much. Most boys direct their energies toward girls. Why didn’t Peekay?


In spite of what I call the bad and the ugly, I still think it is a very good book. Very inspiring and very well written.
I also feel bad about South Africa. Had there been more folks like Peekay there at the end of WWII perhaps apartheid would never had happened. Their bigotry and hate ended up hurting the country more than it “helped”.